His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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