Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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