so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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