I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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