try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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