I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My breasts were aching with rage.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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