just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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