his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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