I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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