I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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