he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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