But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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