But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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