That's intense
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We need to get me chipped asap
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