i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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