did you get engaged???
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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