Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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