Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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