Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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