You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The beers last night were like the tears from god
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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