All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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