I want to stick my p in your. b.
another moral hangover. fuck.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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