I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
how does that bad decision feel?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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