But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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