North Korea, Best Korea!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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