There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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