awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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