I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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