Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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