I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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