in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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