He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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