So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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