im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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