why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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