I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm sobbing to NWA
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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