Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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