Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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