Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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