I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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