If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize