the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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