Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
this hospital has no fireball
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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