New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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