Whod you bang
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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