Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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