Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I love having hate sex.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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