You made me cry and you don't even care
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
