I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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