Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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