She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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