I just cut my nipple shaving
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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