i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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