her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I checked into jail on foursquare
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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