Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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